A: I've probably done one in less than 30sec before.

Q: Is AF slow for anyone else today or is it just me?

 

A: I think it's just you.

Q: How long does it take you to go to work?
(3:27 min., 5:45am, Sat morning....)

 

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A: Not always, just because she is old.

Q: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

A: Only in Texas, where they SHOOT potential jumpers, so they don't get away with it

Q: You're down to your LAST doller. You have NO IDEA where your next meal, or warm place to sleep is coming from. What do you buy?

 

lottery ticket, mega millions.

your down to your last bullet, you and your partner are about to be squished to death, do you shoot yourself or him/her to escape the agony.

 

A: A wallet..LOL. Just kidding, I'm probably not buying anything.

Q: What would you call a fly without wings....a walk?!lol

 

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A: You know how it is....First God created the man then he made a mistakelol

Q: What does your title says?

 

A: I think Women are BETTER at taking a good D!<&ing...

Q: Didja hava nice trip?