A: nope I have not had a beer in like 6 weeks

Q: I put 600 miles on my clutch since it got glazzed, do you think thats long enough or should I wait a bit longer?

 

A: Only one way to find out, launch it!! (may not be the wisest thing)



Q: Who will win today? DA BEARS or patriots.

 

A: Patriots

Q: Do you like the smell of your fart? I was just wondering!

 

A)) A lot


Q)) ever smell someone else's fart, and like the way it smelled???

 

A: Man, it's like a 3rd degree burn in my nose! Not healthy!

Q: What's the most extreme/exotic thing you've ever s**t on?

 

A>>I once **** in the back of my friends Toyota Tacoma that's pretty exotic.

Q>>Ever taken your Audi off-road

 

A: only a couple times when i didn't mean to if you know what i mean!

?? what's up with the subject matter of some of these questions? some things we just DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Q: what do you want to be when you grow up?

 

A: Married to YOU, and living in a remote, lake-fronted cabin, up in the mountains, somewhere... No people. No clothes. No pets. No phones. No TV. -+Just me, you, a lake, oh, and food to be air-dropped in, once a week!

Q: What makes you think *I* want to grow UP?!??!

 

oh my!! a marriage proposal??? why jazz, i didn't know you felt this way![sm=Awwww.gif]

A: it's quite obvious YOU don't want to grow up. (i didn't think you'ld be answering the Q)

Q: what would be your dream job?

 

A: My dream job is to own my own shop, and work on European sports cars all day long. Well...... actually my dream job is to be a F1 driver. I am a speed freak/ adrenaline junkie so I think it would kick *** to race F1. It would be pretty tough though I'd imagine.

Q: Favorite musician from any time period?