A. Would kill hillary.. have sex with laura bush then well you know.. have sex with hillary after shes dead.. GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!!

Q. What would you do in that situation?

 

A: Chelsie's name isn't on the list, so I'll pass!

Q: How many times heave you been tasered?

 

A: More than I can count (ever seen COPS?)

Q: Have you ever cheated on your significant other?

 

A: More than I can count (did I mention I'm divorced?)

Q: Chili-Mac or S-o-S?

edyt: OH, you meant CURRENT S/O... Nope! Wudn't even consider it (in teh off chance that she'll get an Audi and join teh forums)

 

^^^^^^^^^^nice save

A: s-O-s (i love the same ole ****)

Q: if you caught your girl with another woman you would.....................

 

A: Insist that they let me join in and then dump the damn cheatin' lesbo the next day. [8D]

Q: Is this a problem that many people face outside of sex industry?

 

A: unfortunatly no.

Q: if you take a dump in the woods and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a smell?

 

A: Yes, unless ur **** don't stink

Q: HOW BOUT THOSE WHITE SOX!!!?

 

A: that's it, continue to poor salt in my wounds!!!! (congrats white sox[8D])

Q: any chance the texans will go to the big show this year w/ a 0-6 record so far? or even show up to the next game for that matter? no...no...u think they will make it to practice this week?

 

A: Only physically. Not mentally or spiritually. So, the answer is NO!

Q: Hey "Royal with Cheese" whats written on my wallet?