A: I prefer to tease ducks

Q: How do you like your chicken?

 

A: Grilled, Cajun, With fried onions and tomatoes in a wrap with some good monterey jack or something

Q: How mad do you get when you see non enthusiasts driving the same car as you?

 

A: I don't get mad - I get mad if they are driving a newer a4 than me

Q: Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

 

A: front to back

Q: threesome or sit and watch

 

3some? HAH!!! 5-some!!! Me and SEVERAL Women, and YES I make sure they ALL get over, then they ALL make sure *I* get over!!!

Dannity Kane or Pussycat Dolls? (to have a "group" encounter with) or, if you're female (which group sings better)

 

A - Dk....only one of the dolls is hawt IMo..

Q - Tyra b-4 (model days) or Tyra now

 

A: Tyra now - she seems to touch herself on camera more now...

Q: What's with camel toe? Never seen that as a good thing...

 

A: It keeps them from sinking into the sand. If you are and Arabian knight, that is a good thing.

Q: Ever heard of a Moose Knukle?

 

A: Isn't that a Canadian polka fusion band?

Q: Anyone know what happen to Limp Bizkit?

 

A: They made enough money to deem themselves irrelevant. Actually, I think the lead singer dude is producing now.

Q: Anyone know what happened to Rueben Studdard? Hard for that guy to fall off the face of the earth!