You can't have half a hole?

Q. Who the hell is Mickey Mantle?

 

Ha! Shame on you! You suckered me in and then chickened out. [8D]

A: Mantle is a guy that holds the record for power drinking at over 3 dozen bars around the country.

Q: Is it me or has the volume of posts on Audiforums slowed down a bit recently?

 

A: must have been because of my retirement, but now im back..... from... outer space...

Q: you know the song, but why was she back from outer space?

 

A: actually i believe "he" is back from outer space and outer space is probably referencing "from where ever the hell you been hidin' fool"....he came crawling back and she just ain't having it....
Q: who in the hell sings this song anyway?

 

A: Gloria Gaynor (and you're right, it is "now you're back, from outer space"

Q: why are there handicapped parking spaces at an ice skating rink?

 

A: Because of lawyers

Q: What should I do now that I have a huge paint fume high from the fresh clearcoat on my office door?

btw - the Cake version of "I will Survive" is much better than Gaynor's.

 

Sue.

Q. Hand in a blender or needle in the eye?

 

A: hand in a blender, anything with eyes makes me squeemish.

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

 

A. casue the head is to round and big to fit first

Q. would u kill a single innocent man/women to save a group of innocent poeple

 

A: I'd have to have more facts...but say for now i didn't know anyone of them than yes i would....
Q: why does the cashier at the store ask if you are using debit or credit when you already get the same question from the machine you swipe your damn card on? i would imagine there is an interface built between the card machine and the cash register and no need to push an additonal button on the register...so WHY do they ask?