A. Not too many rap listeners.

Q. When talking about their newest cd's, who do you think will sell more cd's? 50-Cent or Kayne West? If you don't know, they have a little bet going on to see who will sell more.

 

a: Hopefully Kanye West, because I can't stand 50 cent.

q: Why are there so many crappy movie remakes lately??

 

A: because there are a lot of crappy people out there that don't learn their lesson the first time
Q: Worst crappy remake?

 

A: Posseidon!

Q: How many more times is that movie going to be remade?!

 

A: probably 5
Q: more scared of heights or deep water?

 

A. neither, honestly I have no problem with heights or water, I'm getting PADI certified this year hopefully along with skydiving.




Q. why can't I get in the mood to do homework right now?

 

A: Because homework sucks ballz.

Q: Why is it that individual people are usually reasonably intelligent, but as a group they tend to be really f**king retarded?

 

A: it's all part of being human!

Q: Are you talking about Congress, or the Senate?

 

A: I'm talking about the voters.

Q: Why can't NASA get their head outta their *** and make a COOL moon rocket, instead of just re-imagining the Apollo system?

 

A: maybe they're in a time warp or something.

Q: they can send a man to the moon, but why can't they make a furniture polish that doesn't leave a waxy build up????
that's not my question, though.
what i wanna know is this:
Q: what's the best password you ever came up with?