a: Maybe she's been seafoamed recently.

q: When should I do my car??

 

A: no time like the present!
Q: what do you want for christmas? (the one "big" gift)

 

a: I basically just want cash this year, but some 6000K HID's would be nice, too.

q: Same question.

 

A: a complete 3.2 vr6 gt40r swap (too bad im poor)

Q: are you getting a christmas tree?

 

a: Nope, artificial. We used to get real trees, but I think my dad's mildlyallergic to them.

q: Prefer real or artificial trees??

 

A: fake. real ones are too messy and smell

Q: ever lit one on fire?

 

a: Nope.

q: Ever tried to fill a small, empty salt shaker full of match heads, run a fuse out of it, then light it??

 

A: nope, but have with a tennis ball

Q: largest fire you were ever responsible for?

 

a: None too big, really. Me and a friend started a pretty consistent fire with all of my notebooks onthe last day of school earlier this year.

q: Is it fun lighting tennis ***** on fire??

That was our first choice, but we couldn't find anywhere that was selling them, so we settled with little, cheap salt & pepper shakers.

 

A: very fun. just position a small strip of striking paper into the slit you cut to put the match heads in, and throw it at something fun

Q: ever launch fireworks into the drain to get that really loud echo?