A: Nope, but I've dated a few of teh losers, over teh years...

Q: How many times, on average, per day, do you... Yoooooouuuuuu knoooooooowwww!

 

A: 0 now-A-days (women make things 3+x's much more entertaining)

Q: Can an addiction ever be a good thing?

 

A: i guess it depends on what you're addicted to, but even if it's something good, i'd say no, since addiction means you can't be without.

Q: cable company says they're gonna be here between 10 and 12. what time do you predict they'll ring my doorbell?

 

if it were a **** movie, about the time you get out of the shower.

Does your life ever resemble a good (or bad) **** movie.

 

A: i'll let you know after the cable guy sees me in this outfit.

Q: is he gonna want to look at my box? the cable guy....my cable box.

 

A: Probably so.

Q: Ever had lasagna for breakfast?

 

Not if you have any "cables" running out of it.. Cable box...cables....

That was below my low standards of humor wasn't it?

 

A: there's ALWAYS more room at the bottom for YOU!!

Q: how do you remove the funk?

 

you gotsta get real close to the speaker and let it flow through yah

Am I the only guy here that has seen Parliment/George Clinton three times by choice?

 

A: Probably not.

Q: Have you started Christmas shopping?