A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."

 

lol thats pretty funny man

 

...dinner was DELICIOUS, BTW!

 

AWDaholic, your fired.

 

Haha, that's pretty good

 

worth a smile and a chuckle.But dont feel too bad, i've made up some of the worst joke.

 

I got that in a email before but its still funny.

 

...and the Judge said to Mickey Mouse, "I'm sorry Mr. Mouse. This court CANNOT grant a petition for divorce just because you think your Wife, Minnie, is "crazy."

"I didn't say She was CRAZY, your Honor." Replied Mickey. "I said She was FV<&ing Goofy!!!"

 

thats funny, i like your joke better.

 

lol that was a good one