Jazz sold me Nick's aunt for $12.95 - worst deal of the century.

 

You got ripped off. He sold me your aunt for a kaiser roll filled with ketchup.

 

note to self: send Krips auntie back... I finally done with her

 

You knew that digital keyboards were called synthesizers
You knew who Max Headroom was
Cassette tapes were the best
You knew what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
The first time you heard 'Ozone' is not something that describes an environmental problem
You knew how to make or at least wore a 'friendship band' around your wrist
You thought Bo Derek was really a '10'
You used to tape record songs off the radio by holding your miniature tape recorder up to the speaker
You wanted your first kiss to be at the roller rink
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8-Track, FTMFC-MW (for tha muh fukn continuous-music win)