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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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Doctors vs Guns

Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.


Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80
million.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of F.B.I.


Statistically doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediately. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

~Amanda
 
Old Jan 26, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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Yeah that's why I stopped going to the doctor. I just use voodoo and tribal medicine now.
 
Old Jan 26, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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Hahaha... yea, I'll take my chances hoping my illnesses go away... no doctors for me unless I'm like... dying... and that's a big maybe even then. LOL!

~Amanda
 
Old Jan 26, 2005 | 12:52 PM
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So where have you been lately?? We feel ignored.
 
Old Jan 26, 2005 | 01:00 PM
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Well... that's a whole other discussion... had a bad guy stalking me, trouble on the job, etc... but I'm here and not going anywhere. Plus you always know I'm an email away.

~Amanda
 
Old Jan 27, 2005 | 02:01 AM
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WHEN DID MANDA START TO POST. This is really weird
 
Old Jan 27, 2005 | 02:04 AM
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i think it was imolas4 in disguise.
 
Old Jan 27, 2005 | 02:07 AM
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i know admin's a post *****!!!!
 
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