Oooh! Don't be the guy who gets busted getting it on with the hosts girlfriend. Not that I've ever been that guy. I'm just sayin...

 

-Don't br the guy who parks behind everyone else's cars.
-Don't br the guy who thinks he can dance
-Don't br the guy who slaps away beer pong shots that AREN'TA BOUNCE
-Don't be the GIRL that dresses super hot and slutty but gets offended when we talk about you
-Don't be the GIRL who shows up with like 4 guys then LEAVES
-Don't be the guy who shows up with like 4 guys and STAYS
-Don't be the guy who uses all of the toilet paper
-Don't be the guy wholets the dog escape
-Don't be the guy who thinks its ok to smoke in the house.
-Don't be the guy who wears a hoodie with the hood on covering his face all night
-Don't be the guy who takes his shirt off after 30 minutes of being there
-Don't be the guy who SUCKS as flip cup and wants to be anchor.
-Don't be the guy who says he has next on beer pong then disappears
-Don't be the guy who looks up two girls one cup
-Don't be the guy who wears all of his street bike gear into the party so people know
-Don't be the guy who invites the fat chicks
-Don't be the guy who passes out with his shoes on
-Don't be the guy who doesn't know how to clear a bong
-Don't be the guy who goes outside and yells stuff to people inside.
-Don't be the guy who thinks the party is the perfect place for the ***** showing game
-Don't be the guy who gets suckered in by the batwing
-Don't be the guy who brings up religion/politics/racial injustice/darfur.

More to come later...

 

^^^^ good ones

 

Dont be the guy who tries to flip his cup upsidedown to rightside up in flip cup
Dont be the guy to fall into the TV
Dont be the guy who steps in dog **** then walks into the house
Dont be the guy who dunkenly falls into the pong table
Dont be the the creeper!
Dont be the guy who assumes he's hot sh*t
Dont be the guy who cant do a kegstand push-up
Dont be the guy who complains about the beer... its free

 

Don't be the guy who drunk dials his ex gf.
Don't be the guy who won't allow everyone to chill and talk without being CRAZY.
Don't be the guy who constantly pulling things out of the fridge that aren't for the party.
Don't be the guy who gets wasted and hits on your friends gf's.
Don't be the guy who drops the roach!
Don't be the guy who brings his GF and leaves because she's bored.
Don't be the guy who shows up with a six pack at a party with 20 people.
Don't be the guy who constantly wants to do shots.
Don't be the guy who who brings up sad things that recently happened.
Don't be the guy who grabs chicks asses while your boys talk to her.
Don't be the guy whomakes out with the ugly chick.
Don't be the guy who gets caught havin sex in the bathroom. (DON'T GET CAUGHT)
Don't be the guy who needs condoms.
Don't be the guy who pukes and then doesn't flush.
Don't be the guy who tells unfunny stories.
Don't be the guy who with anxiety disorder.
Don't be the guy who says every girl there is "alright." (tool)
Don't be the guy who steps over the line between fun and dangerous.
Don't be the guy whohas to get the beer and do whatever we tell him to do.. (A*shole)
Don't be the guy who doesn't have any beer left during a waterfall!!!!!!!! So lame
Don't be the guy who thinks we should shotgun 4 beers each... RIGHT NOW!
Don't be the guy who plays the guitar randomly.
Don't be the guy who plays the piano randomly.
Don't be the guy who who plays instruments without getting paid to do.
Don't be the guy who loses his cell phone... and wallet... and keys.... in his jacket pocket.
Don't be the guy who thinks that the weed is "dirt."
Don't be the guy who play fights with his friends and then starts a real fight.

More soon....

 

dont be the guy who reminds you they need a ride early in the morning
dont be the guy who brings saran wrap in the room as a condom (it worked)
dont be the guy who invites "that guy" over to see if act like "that guy"