So are you on the twelfth step yet? Because there's a lot of people still waiting for an apology.

 

made them all hold their breathe - waiting on attriction to set in...

So you still poster whipping boy for S&M Monthly? Curious how that threesome you were in with Scooter Libby and that Senator from Idaho ended...

 

I won, is how it ended.

What's it like being Rosie O'Donnell's biggest stalker?

 

Easy - she doesn't move too fast [:'(]

Do you make noise yet when you pass gas? You were warned catering a Village People party wasn't a good idea

 

Thanks Captain Vagisil. Say, how's the new masseuse job at the YMCA going?

 

Not too shabby - all the fellas are asking about you again - you were quite the item at the George Micheal concert - backstage pass and all

 

tell them next time to identify themselves as your fan club so I don't waste as much ammo.
Hey, are you still ok with the fact that your mother dresses you? In laderhosen?

 

well it's spelled liederhosen and yes, though it don;t get the looks you get sporting those assless leather chaps.So do they still let you pinchhit on conjugal visits at the men's state correctioanl facility?

 

so, you two d1<kless wonders are turning this into the *advanced* TPAM thread, huh?

Well, don't forget to breath on the upstroke.

Both yer sister's report that it's easier, that way

 

glad you dropped in. Your wife asks that you bring home some bread and some wood glue. Sorry about the headboard.

Palinadari- still laughing at the prison visits