granted: but now every time you wake up your sudenly at your desk, and have to work an extra 2 hours a day

wish: I wish I could find an honest car salesman.. wow an oxymoron..

 

Granted but since he is honest he talked you into buying a 500,000 dollar A3 now your broke for eturnity muahahah
I wish my sister would stop driving my car...

 

granted: but now she drivers her boyfriends car whom happens to be your friends brother and you know personally has herpites, she is also know pregrant with twins

wish: I wish i could find a job that I liked doing and payed well..

 

Granted - however it is seasonal work so you get paid 300.00$ an hour -
but they only bring you on for 2 hours a day - one day a year...




I wish I could become inivisible whenever I wanted

 

Granted, but you soon find out that everyone you know talks $hit about you when they think you aren't around.

I wish I had a McLaren F1 and my job was to go around the world racing in different rallies.

 

Granted! If you'll go check your front stoop you'll find a 1:18th scale Bburago Mclaren F1 waiting for you. Along with the new Schwinn you'll need to compete in BMX rally's the World over

I wish that everytime I went to pay for somethying I had EXACTLY the amount needed, in my pocket...

 

Granted, here's your friggin' debit card. [8D]

I wish barbeque made the lbs slide off.

 

I think you just won.. that was the best answer yet.. i just threw up in my mouth I laughed so hard...