Granted it's now the year 3000 and everyone flys around on little space ships, your RS4 proves futile.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

 

Granted, but now your stuck on a island where you will never ever talk to anyone againe.

I wish My pecker touched the ground.

 

Another 2fer

Sorry, my friend, I think I usurped your wish. So, I hereby grant it. You are now a chauffer to Dario. Have fun driving your F1 guy aorund

Granted - You now have the worst case of Vertigo ever experienced in the history of the planet. You remain SO dizzy you hafta hold onto the ground, to keep from falling off!!! Oh, and your pants disintegrated, and you were going "Commando," at the time. Try not to rub, OK...

I wish I could lick my eyebrows

 

Granted- But the only reason you can lick your eyebrows is because the mafia cut off your tounge becuase you owed them paymen
I Wish I had hot women surrounding me 24/7 (and they all wanted me)

 

Granted.. And poof your stuck surrounded by amazon type women that want you.. they want you dead, and cooked.. now you have to survive.. and you are all on an island





I wish you could eat whatever you wanted.. and would never get fat!!

 

Granted - You are now able to eat ANYTHING you want, and not gain a pound... Because a) all you seem to want to eat, anymore, is Celery. Steamed Celery. And, b) for your punishment for having a way cooler car than all of the rest of us, we, the members of AF, have super-glued your hands to the grab-rails of the tread-climber demo maching at your local mall... It's set for "trot." Njoy

I wish I had RedGoat's car

edyt: congragulate ME, I be a "Speeding" member, now[sm=devilangel.gif][sm=happy046.gif][sm=americanasmiley.gif][sm=happybounce.gif][sm=icon_guiness.gif][sm=gears.gif][sm=shades.gif]

 

you can have it... just come pick it up.. and bring it back when your done

BTW, you have to sign over your checks from all 17 of your jobs to me for the period of 1 year!

I wish that would happen

 

Granted - Except NOW you have to put me up in your spare bedroom, and put up with all my comings and goings as I expoit the extra 9 hours, travel back and forthe between continents, and leave my dirty socks in inconvient places. Not to mention eating th e leftovers you were saving, from last nights Outback dinner... Yummy[sm=lildevil.gif]

I wish I dint hafta work so hard, only to get nowhere and nuthin but tired <<YAWN!!!>>

 

Wouldnt the leftovers be the celery that YOU granted him??


Granted. You have just been handed 17 pink slips. Take solice though my friend, you have just aquired the box to a side by side fridge to start your mansion under the 16th st bridge.

I wish I could have a box that large for a home instead of the maytag washing machine box I inherited[&o]

 

Granted you are now the owner of a cardboard mansion.


but, the bum down the street keeps pissing on you at 3am


I have no wants, I have bent the will of the world to my every whim.