"Now you listen here you pumpkin pie haircutted freak" ~ the cop talking to harry in Dumb and Dumber

 

That is another good one>>> alot of classic lines in that movie

 

"Get your stinking paws off me you damned, dirty ape!"
Charleton Hestin in the 1985 sci-fi Original "Planet Of The Apes"

 

Here's some from happy Gilmore>>
Now your backs gonna hurt
and the bar scene where happy and shooter rhyme
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V5lfm-l15uE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tgH4ECnSRKI

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6UtSXjMhTyM
How bout this one from boondock saints... The prayer

 

OOOooooh!! I'm going to have fun with this thread!

"You keep using that word - I do not think it means what you think it means." Inigo Montoya, "The Princess Bride"

"Hey, f*** you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe who's gettin' us f***in' lost!" Murphy McManus, "The Boondock Saints"

 

Good one, but you left out the best part:

FBI Agent: "Do you havean undercoverin Costello's crew?"
Mark: "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*** yourself. My theory on Feds is treat 'emlike mushrooms - feed 'em s*** and keep 'em in the dark."

 

From the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn": "What were they, psychos?" "Carlos, psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a sh*t how crazy they are!"

 

"Shaun of the Dead":

Ed: "Are there any zombies out there?"
Shaun: "Don't say that."
Ed: "What?"
Shaun: "That - the zed-word; don't say it."
Ed: "Why not?"
Shaun: "Because it's ridiculous."
Ed: "Alright. Are there any, though?"

 

"You gotta hit them in the head "
Like this>>> Hits a zombie with a shovel!!