George Bush called a meeting of congress early Thursday to let them know of his decision to remove all American troops in Iraq, directly after which he yelled:

"April Fools! You should've seen the look on your faces!"

After being notified that it was, in fact not April 1st, but April 5th, the president replied in a sing-song voice "Heh-heh, I'm the president, I can do what I want."

 

^^^Void, I believe that ACTUALLY happened!!!

 

Not true... never happenned.

 

I know, I know... You should actually get bonus points for coming up with one that actually COULD betrue, but isn't.

 

PYONGYANG:
North Korea and South Korea announced today that the two countries would merge effective immediately, and just be "Korea".

All hostilities immediately ceased between the two former enemies, and the newly merged Korea announced it would cease development of nuclear weapons, and instead produce atomic powered Kia automobiles.

 

You can't get pregnant the first time.

 

A new study has shown that ************ is linked to parkinson disease

Back to the Future is actually a Documentary

 

Parkinson's Disease can be cured by abstinence.

 

SRT4's are great cars. and very reliable.

 

Blue Bawlz can be cured by abstinence