never ever

nice shoes...wanna f***?

it wasnt me

Ok, this is just my most recently developed pick up line...walk up to woman and as straight faced and nonchelant as possible.


"Your large intestine would look spectacular sheathing my ****."


I havn't tried it yet, so I'll post soon with the update.

SP4NK3R, your back. Glad to see yor sesse of humor is still there.

I'm going to be out of town between Christmas and Valentine's Day, but I'd like to explore our relationship further when I get back.

lol, p

i won't be seeing anyone else while you're away between christmas and valentines day.

haha! nice one.

you were the best I ever had!!

i swear i didnt aim the fireworks at you on purpose..