again lol

 

last night.... good friend said this to to this girl he was talking to that spoted his ring..

"No No, im not married"

another good one from last night...

dont worry I'm ok to drive.. (I didnt let him drive) he was having problems holding himself up when he was peeing....

 

those two belong in the TOP TEN!

 

~relax, guys! i totally know what im doing here!

 

here is a good one..

Not to many, i have only been with a few girls, 6 to be exact...

 

How about.....

"No babe, Audi says that my car HAS to have 100 octane to run correctly."

 

"Honey I cant go out with you tonight.. Ive got Diahrea"

Well you know they wont question that.. and then you can go out with the boys... if she says she called, and you didnt answer.. it was because you were on the pot

 

it was on sale....really!
i paid for it with my own money....really!
i didn't use the credit card....really!
this outfit? it's not new......really!
of course i want you....really!

 

I'll never go into debt again after this.

 

so thats how you do it![:@]