one more..

I didnt smash any mail boxes in durham officer..

 

How about:

It's not YOU, it's ME!

 

I cant lie honest

 

ooh ive been on both ends of that one.... [:'(]



- "I dont know what those foreign plates
mean officer - i bought this car w/ them on..."


- "can i borrow $20, i'll pay you tomorrow"


- "no honey.. I dont think Jessica Alba is thaaat cute" [:-]

 

Married folks, and those in long-term relationships will recognize this GEM:

Why, NO, that dress doesn't make your *** look BIG, sweetheart...

 

I don't lie to women like you guys do.

 

LOL Jazz - Im opposite.. I like it when thats bigger



heres another good one [:-]

 

of course i love you

that does look good on you

of course i enjoyed meeting your friends

of course i know what today is

 

"yea I remember your name"

"Your the best I've ever had"

"No i dont really think you're crazy"

 

That new hair cut look s great on you