LOL!!
got me there....can't argue much with that!

 

When I think of golf I think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_OmnP527Dw

 

^LOL

cannonball! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf8zsdpk6jo

 

was on the team in hs. never really scored well enough to play the tourneys. took a while to figure out wha i was dong wrong. just need to actually get out and play now. have old shitty clubs. theyre garbage. bacardi limon and coke, and a rocky to puff on and im happy.

 

quit cigars, now keep an assortment of David brand sunflower seeds. No spitting hulls on the green though. I hate finding that.
I prefer a bloody (Zing Zang mix) if in the AM or a Transfusion. (Vodka, Fresca or Giner ale, topped with purple grape juice and a lime.) Beer is always good as well after 10 Am. Jack and Diet or Captian Mo./Mount Gay and Soda w/ lime on hot afternoon.
See a pattern here?

 

... mount gay?

Need I inquire further or just assume it's a Freudian slip?

 

and you call yourself a bartender.
Oldest Rum in the world

http://www.mountgay.com/

 

I'll pick a bottle today, thanks!

 

on the course im happy with a few tall boys and a blizunt.

 

never tried golf while smokin but there is always a first. Disk golf is another story..... Like the tallboy suggestion.