Just change the oil, it'll be alright and the port and polish will be complete! Oh, and don't foget to change to filter, you wouldn't want to ruin you engine.

 

There is no way this can be true No way its not possible someone would try that

 

try sugar next time! It burns off better!

 

ahahahahaha

 

I can't believe people are still posting in this thread!!!!

 

^^You just did. Damnit so did I.

 

Haha so I'm on the phone with Scott from USRT today ordering my stage 2 methanol injection kit and we are bullshitting for a little bit about how stupid some people are when it comes to modding cars and being cheap. I'm telling him about the idiot who tried to port and polish his exhaust by sucking sand through his engine... He says hes got a good one for me so I say let me hear it...he goes on about saying how some guy wanted to run meth injection but thought the kit was overpriced so he was gonna look elsewhere for one because he thought he can make one himself for way cheaper. Next week the same clown calls back complaining how his meth injection kit fucked up his car. Scott asks him what he did and he says that his car wouldn't start anymore and ran horrible after his "methanol Injection" he later goes onto to tell Scott that his idea of meth injection was to pour 2 gallons of boost juice (50/50 water meth mix) into his gas tank and drive the car. He thought since the kit injects methanol into the combustion chamber though the manifold it would be the same as pouring it into the gas tank and letting come out through the fuel injectors

 

HAHAHAHAHA ohh man! what a Tard!!

Scott@USRT is a really knowledgable guy!!!

 

scott is awesome he hooked me up with some sweet injectors and my stage 2 meth kit...he knows his ****

 

hey guys
after i saw this it just made me laugh so much i wanted to play a joke on a guy i know so i just started telling him about what he should do. heres the convo.
im gabe and i replaced his name with private22 for reasons you would probably understand
haha

Gabe: hey have you changed your blinker fluid?
private22: blinker fluid?
Gabe: yeha bro
Gabe: u didnt know
private22: um no...
Gabe: they just came up on the news and said that everyone doenst do it and they need to
private22: blinker fluid on what? i don't understand
Gabe: on all cars
Gabe: for your blinkers bro
private22: did u do it?
Gabe: Blinker fluid should be changed every 25,000 blinks or 6 months whichever comes first. If you're female or over sixty, 25000 blinks comes around really fast. If you live in Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas, California or Texas, you don't care if your blinker works so don't worry about it. You can get one of those cute blinker logs at truck stops.
private22: oh k, now i get it...
Gabe: yeha
Gabe: no joke
private22: so i need to post this?
Gabe: no bro
Gabe: im just telling you to do it
Gabe: to ur car
private22: oh k.. but one small detail... i don't have my own car yet, lol
Gabe: well tell ur dad to do it on his car
private22: um k... i'l tell him... but i think i tell my mom cuz my dad is in michigan right now...
private22: lol
Gabe: ok but idk if ur mom will know
private22: yea ur right, i'l tell my dad when he comes back....
private22: so did u replace ur blinkers every 25000 times, lol
private22: ?
Gabe: no dude not replace your blinkers
Gabe: add more fluid
private22: well yea add more fluid
Gabe: i just did the 6 months thing
Gabe: i lost count after 10 thousand
Gabe: ohh dude also
Gabe: u gotta change your exhaust bearings
Gabe: if you have dual exhaust remember to buy 2
Gabe: also to get better gas milage on the freeway
private22: k... but dude be sure to remind me this when i tell u i got my car....
Gabe: u should add sand to your tires instead of air
private22: sand? instead of air? wow dude i'm no a pro on tires, lol
Gabe: its easy trust me
private22: why is it better sand?
Gabe: u make a small hole
Gabe: with a knice
Gabe: knife
Gabe: pour the sand in
Gabe: and then put glue over it
Gabe: and heat it with a lighter
Gabe: it makes it so ur tires are heavier
private22: um r u sure? this sounds kind of weird to do that...
Gabe: im positive
Gabe: they do it on the formula one too
Gabe: why do u think they change out tires
Gabe: they dont have time to replace the sand
private22: oh k.... well remind me all of this when i get my car, cuz like this for me it's pointless except for my dad...
private22: well i thinks he knows about the sand thing but doesn't really do it... i donno but w/e, just u know remind me when i get the bmw




this is NO joke!!
i swear!