I was talking to a diff. ginger who contacted me after one of my craigslist rants (one of the ones I linked on here). She admitted to having a rape fantasy, and also what I like to call 'the slip and slide' fantasy. Thats where you throw down some plastic, buy some lube in bulk quantity, and get to wrasslin'.

She was a bigger girl, and only wanted someone willing to commit to a LTR, so I couldn't get her to play slip and slide even once.


Oh yeah, beard update. If i comb it out straight it reaches about 3" off my jaw, otherwise it usually looks to be around 2", so not quite ZZ Top status yet.

50mph wind gusts yesterday, and my neck was warm as hell when i was outside.