Iraq
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01-16-2007, 12:18 PM
Iraq
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.[/align][blockquote]
[/align]The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.[/align]
[/align]The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.[/align]
[/align]We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.[/align]"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."[/align]
[/align]"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"[/align]
[/align]"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."[/align][/align][/align][/align][/blockquote]
[/align]The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.[/align]
[/align]The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.[/align]
[/align]We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.[/align]"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."[/align]
[/align]"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"[/align]
[/align]"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."[/align][/align][/align][/align][/blockquote]
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