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Joke Day HUH? ~ I will Survive...The Re-mix!!

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Old Jan 17, 2008 | 04:40 PM
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Here's one for ya!! LMAO!!

I will Survive...The Re-mix!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent oh so many years waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
[/align]Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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Old Jan 17, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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I hope someone sings this on American Idol tonight.
 
Old Jan 17, 2008 | 04:46 PM
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Hahaha

Me too!!
 
Old Jan 17, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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Uhhhh ok.....
 
Old Jan 18, 2008 | 07:20 PM
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I'm with ^crystal, what the hell?
 
Old Jan 18, 2008 | 07:52 PM
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LOL
 
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