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Manliest News Headline Ever

Old May 21, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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The many things that make this story manly:


1. He’s a cabbie in Scotland.

2. He didn’t just kick a man in the *****, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the *****.

3. He kicked so hard, he tore a tendon.

4. He was quoted as saying, “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of
crap to me.”

5. Also quoted as saying, “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”

6. His shoes were taken as evidence.

7. He punched the first terrorist twice in the face before kicking him in the *****.

8. He disemboweled the remaining terrorist with his bare hands, ate his heart and belched fire. (Ok, that part was made up but totally believable after that story.)


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this was taken from - http://www.manoverse.com/category/acts-of-manliness/

which is an awesome site!
 
Old May 21, 2008 | 12:53 AM
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Old May 21, 2008 | 12:54 AM
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lmao that is awesome!!!! I can only gream about being that f'n manly
 
Old May 21, 2008 | 01:04 AM
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I want to read the whole story behind this dude! Chuck Norse would be impressed! [&:]
 
Old May 21, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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You gotta check out the whole site manoverse.com is awesome, it makes you feel manly just being there.
 
Old May 22, 2008 | 10:46 PM
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Why did Drew Carey do that piece? Is it his love for bacon? Is it his lust for the bacon-dog vendor? The world may never know.
 
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