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Old May 15, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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Ring his doorbell and tell him you are not gay. When he asks WTF? respond

Well obviously you think i am hot and whistle at me with your gay *** car, so i just want you to know i am straight! Sorry about the dissapointment.
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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ORIGINAL: myaudi98

Ring his doorbell and tell him you are not gay. When he asks WTF? respond

Well obviously you think i am hot and whistle at me with your gay *** car, so i just want you to know i am straight! Sorry about the dissapointment.
AHHH AHAHAHA!!! Thats awesome!

Do that one!

Josh

HAHAHA
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 01:24 PM
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^ glad somebody likes my ideas! I seriously think you should do this one, film it and put it on youtube!
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 01:28 PM
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Get an airhorn thats from a train like those videos and the commercials. Or a horn with the kukaracha song and play it every time u pass his house..

lol or you can just tell him to please blow off his **** somewhere else. which is a reasonable thing to ask.
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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just pay the neighborhood punks $5.00 each to throw rocks and **** at his car. haha they dont get in trouble and you never did it.
But yea i like the whistle idea and the airhorn.

But when its all said and done make sure you throw some lunch meats on his paint job and let them sit for a day .... make it a hot summer day too.
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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Back a trailer or just your car into the street every time you see him coming and let it sit there for 30 min. till he just chooses another route.

Sneak over to his house and put 10 bottles of the highest octane booster you can find (or alcohol) into his tank. Then taunt him into really getting on it. (not sure if this would really work or not)
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 02:16 PM
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I think a few claymores would solve your problem
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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Whenever he goes by go outside and take a picture of him, and let him see you doing it. He will think that you are going to report him for something, so he will probably slow down or take another route.
he wont think 1.8tee is going to report him hell think hes the shitz and do it more often.
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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ORIGINAL: thebishop

Whenever he goes by go outside and take a picture of him, and let him see you doing it. He will think that you are going to report him for something, so he will probably slow down or take another route.
he wont think 1.8tee is going to report him hell think hes the shitz and do it more often.
 
Old May 15, 2007 | 03:08 PM
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^ DOUBLE POSTER!

LOL jk. I like the claymore idea to... Hmm....

Josh


 



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