There anyway to park your car out of his sight and see if he still does it as he goes by? If he doesnt do it when your car is not there, he is just showing his signs of jealousy!

Thats the mature way of finding out, but why is that fun?? Whatever you do tape it!

 

Or get a flash light and flash it into his window late at night while he's trying to sleep........if he lives that close that is.

 

I like the laser pointer idea better than the flash light.

 

Ya I cant wait to see how this one turns out!!

 

Just sit him down and explain to him that he is a douchebag. Then punch him in the face.

 

That kid is a jack a$$. I agree with the punch him or kick in the sac.

 

I like the sac shot idea!

You could also put a cup of flour into his intake.

Or tap a small line off his exhaust and run it into his car.

 

Walk over...when he opens door "Kick him in his chest and Yell "THIS IS AUDIFORUMS"

ahahha

 

a few small fish introduced to exhaust system make for a nasty smell.
Consider also a few cotton ***** soaked in fox urine ----yes it exists and you can buy it in any hunting/outdoor store in the deer hunting area. It's used to cover human sent and it smells like a stadium urinal that hasn't flushed in months. work a few of these around into the body of the car as well as exhaust and it will enter the car every time the ac or heat is on.
Oh yeah... Crawfish or shrimp in the exhaust makes for hours of wholesome entertainment as well. So I hear....

You could also make up an obviously fake ticket to periodically leave on his windshield fining him for offenses such as "Being too cool for school", or #1 Badass, or Being untouchable" Anyway this will either make him feel like the spinless puke that he is... or encourage him to take a swing at you next time you give him the "double thumbs up" or "ZZ Top patented swooshing hand maneuver "as he passes. If that be the case, crack the "f"ers ribs, and tell him how he sounds just like his car now. Make sure he's on your lawn.

 

Get that car windshield paint people use to sell cars on dealer lots and draw all over his car, and then wax it on really good.