A woman walks up to a teller and asks to see the bank president. The teller asks why. She tell him , she wants to open an account. He tells her he can handle it. She lets him know the deposit is large , and she will only deal with the president. He brings her to the president.

She tells the president she has $500,000 to deposit into a new account. He replies , "You don't look like you're wealthy. How did you aquire this?" She tells him that she makes bets. He asks "What do you bet on?" She says "Many things. I'll bet you $25,000 that your ********* are square." He replies , "I'll take the bet." She lets him know she will return tomorrow with her lawyer as a witness to the bet.

She returns the next morning with her lawyer. She restates the bet , and asks the bank president to drop his pants. He drops his pants.
She tells him she has to feel them , and he allows her.

Her lawyer is banging his head against a wall.

She then tells the bank president , "I bet my lawyer $100,000 I'd have your ***** in my hand within ten minutes of entering your office."

 

ROFL thats a good one

 

hahah good one!

 

Good one, gotta tell that one at work

 

The guys at Monroe Chester Sportmen Club , a gun club, told me it on Friday.

 

That's awesome. Definitely good O.R. material. Keep 'em coming.