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The Person Above Me

Old Oct 31, 2008 | 06:19 PM
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^Is a midget and likes to go up on tall chicks.
 
Old Oct 31, 2008 | 07:02 PM
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^likes to go down on tall guys.
 
Old Oct 31, 2008 | 07:16 PM
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^ wants to be a whisker biscuit - but can only manage a bearded clam
 
Old Nov 1, 2008 | 08:49 AM
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cried when he found out there was no position of Flesh Flute in the college marching band. All that practice for nothin'! He had even built a rolling chair to accommodate...
 
Old Nov 1, 2008 | 04:41 PM
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^ often feels like an old man on Viagra with a 3 hour and 58 min hard on
 
Old Nov 1, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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^ Needs Viagra
 
Old Nov 3, 2008 | 12:04 AM
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^ where he lacks in imagination he makes up in being consistent!
 
Old Nov 3, 2008 | 08:18 AM
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Is planning on letting at least three of three of the tricker treaters go this morning, after they make him breakfast.
 
Old Nov 3, 2008 | 08:56 AM
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pats his head and rubs his tummy while saying "there's no place like home...there's no place like home" and doesn't understand why he's still stuck in "parts unknown".
 
Old Nov 3, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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^ likes to give rimjobs
 

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