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May 4, 2009 | 08:41 PM

#11291

airguard350

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From: Lunatic Fringe

^ Has devoted his whole life to finding a real life specimen of a Jackalope

May 5, 2009 | 01:44 AM

#11292

Palindari™

4th Gear

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 5,942

From: Constant State of Confusion

^ believes if you mix grape jelly with Cheez-Whiz on a Ritz it will make your flatulance minty fresh

May 5, 2009 | 10:57 AM

#11293

i3uddha

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Joined: Aug 2005

Posts: 7,681

From: SoCaL~

loves mayonnaise sandwiches

May 5, 2009 | 11:59 AM

#11294

Palindari™

4th Gear

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 5,942

From: Constant State of Confusion

^ was so good at sword swallowing he once circumcized himself from inside out

May 5, 2009 | 02:02 PM

#11295

i3uddha

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Posts: 7,681

From: SoCaL~

can swallow 3 swords at once..

May 5, 2009 | 02:11 PM

#11296

Palindari™

4th Gear

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 5,942

From: Constant State of Confusion

^ has finally learned, after 200 hrs of counseling, that "baaaaaaaahhhh" means "no" in sheep speak

May 5, 2009 | 04:57 PM

#11297

i3uddha

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Posts: 7,681

From: SoCaL~

smells like an onion and smelt custard.

May 5, 2009 | 05:27 PM

#11298

Palindari™

4th Gear

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 5,942

From: Constant State of Confusion

^ often warns his dates to swallow or it goes in their eye

May 5, 2009 | 05:40 PM

#11299

airguard350

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Posts: 5,540

From: Lunatic Fringe

^ Knows this because he was one of the dates.

May 5, 2009 | 05:48 PM

#11300

Palindari™

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Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 5,942

From: Constant State of Confusion

^ knows that only he can prevent forest fires - which is good because the rest of us have **** to do

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