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Old Sep 20, 2009 | 02:19 AM
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Is planning to go out trick-or-treating, dressed as a mirror...
 
Old Sep 20, 2009 | 05:50 PM
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^ Was told by neighborhood parents he wasn't allowed to hand out candy after last Halloween's "go-fish" fiasco.
 
Old Sep 21, 2009 | 10:40 AM
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The "find the Squirrel in my pants" trick got him banned from being Mr. Happy Pants, the clown at the mall.
 
Old Sep 21, 2009 | 10:44 AM
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LOL that was a good one!!! how do i go from here? (lowering bar)

failed at the institute of clowns for not wearing the standard footwear. chose snorkel fins instead.
 
Old Sep 21, 2009 | 12:22 PM
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gave up on learning after hearing "that's NOT a *snorkle*, Lady!!!" One too many times.
 
Old Sep 22, 2009 | 11:32 AM
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Old Sep 22, 2009 | 11:35 AM
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quickly becomes immensely unpopular at parties for finishing each statement with saying "Feel the magic" while simultaneously performing Jazz hands.
 

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Old Sep 26, 2009 | 11:23 PM
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^Secretly has "I love Dianne Feinstein" tattooed across his lower back.
 
Old Sep 27, 2009 | 12:53 AM
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1-basket SHORT of a picnic, if you know what I mean
 
Old Sep 28, 2009 | 02:04 PM
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Can hide an entire picnic in his hair.
 



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