^ puts the "art" in beer fart

 

Puts the "palindari" in "you're SO behaving JUST like a palindari"!

 

defines paradise as a a pack of menthols, case of Old English 800, , KY, an eggplant, six inch stilettos and a good Vanessa Redgrave movie.

 

^ knows Vanessa Redgrave gets her *** handed to her by Angela Landsbury any given day and twice on Sunday!

 

^Once hadda 3-way, with BOTH of them, so, he *knows*... Yooooooooooooooou Knoooooooooooooooow!!!

 

^ The 6th member of the Jackson 5. Got kicked out for being over 18 aka too legal to touch.

 

1st and ONLY person on AF who's sn, backwards, is a swear word in Scandinavian. He's such a kinotpirk about it, too!

 

Spent twenty minutes googling Google Finland to find out how to spell Scandinavian, tirelessly wading through page after page of results about how to get a bird to sit still on a piece of multi-functional office equipment.

 

spent 25 minutes writing this as 20 of it he was looking up Scandinavian to make sure he was right.

 

Spends too much time with the pants off searching Google images with the filter off.