Found love on a two way street, and lost it on a lonely highway.....

most likely Hershey.

 

^tongues his OWN belly-button before going to sleep, each night. says it make his winky *happy.*

 

wears a little moss in his shoes to keep the haints away

 

KNows how badly I HATE Haints. Haint NUTHIN I HATE more than Haints. Any Haint I see haint gonna be Haintin' 'round me too long, I tell you. Fcukin Haints!!! HATE 'em, one and ALL!!!


(Ummm... Rail... WTFs a "Haint?")

 

Round the South a term used for a witch or hag. Coastal superstitious types put spanish moss in their shoes to keep them away.

***** himself whenever anyone rings a cowbell.

 

^carries a cowbell around, in his back pocket, in case he happens to be driving by

 

Wishes he lived in ATL so that he could come over for excellent burgers and a cold scotch tonight. Would be invited if he did!

 

^ Is a tosser. lol

 

Aint Bee's LEAST favorite nephew!

 

Aunt Bee impersonator