after reading this will know that:
[ul][*]the g/f was on the way out because she got all dramatic about when some moroon DID tap my bumper while she was in the car[*]the g/f is now about 90% gone[*]I wasn't smart enuff to get ALL my stuff back before telling her off[*]I'm not exactly the brightest guy on teh planet, when it comes to women, but I do alright[*]Jazz WILL have another HOT g/f AFTER the holidays (I'm not TOTALLY stuupit)[/ul]

 

^ has way too much time on his hands

 

fallows in AWDaholics foot steps... right down to everything he eats, everything he does to his car, and everything he does to his girlfriend

 

Only knows this because he's stalking TPATPAM.

 

^Is trying to covertly promote his anti-stalking, stalking service

 

Is accusing me of SPAMing.

 

Wishes he was cool enough to spam

 

Likes to whip those SPAMS using spatulas.

 

loves to play with easy cheese like it was silly string.

 

^remembers last nights cheese filled pie.