has a fake sunroof

 

has the fake turbo BOV on his car so that everyone can here his NOZ (which, If anyone asks is a hidden system that no one can ever find a tap to into the intake/cylinders and also he doesn't know where the bottle is but has never had to refill it.)


side story, a guy I know told me the NOS one when I asked him why he has a NOS sticker on his Jeep, I laughed really hard

 

emits a smell of warm savory beefaroni whenever he's scared. Makes him awfully dangerous on campouts in Grizzly territory.

 

once wondered out into the woods with a full try of cupcakes and brownies citing, "guy's it's only a black bear"

 

thinks leprechauns taste pretty darn good if they are battered with beer and flour and deep fried.

 

^ thinks the lottery is just a tax for people who are bad at math

 

is proud of his 5-0-and 1 record since he took up fighting housecats fulltime.

 

^ is always the man that laughs last - only cuz he thinks the slowest [8D]

 

just made me laugh...about what I am not yet sure....

 

^ lives in Iron Man denial