is a funny guy!!

 

is now attempting to bribe me with compliments, to get a pair of *free* horsePOWER-inducing stickerZZ...

as mentioned, above, once again, fell short[]

 

i didnt know we could do that, I need those stickers for that go fast feeling

 

^ climbs into his pants *** first

 

apparentlty realizes that my *newest*, *lamest*-yet attempt at plilanthropy/self-promotion is yet another grap for e-ttention, and is therefore IG-ing the potential for free sticker-HP, regardless of his LACK of an actual Audi, on teh Audi boards...

(is also lauffing at my horenddus spellink)

 

compelled to stop, get in and pee whenever he passes a baby pool.

 

doesnt realize that there is a child in the pool!!

 

^ wears shoes with 26" heels just to appear over 5'

 

still believes no one can see him if he shuts his eye tight enough.

 

still hides under the covers when he hears a noise in the house. Unfortunately his sex life suffers from this because he dont realize its just his women wanting some action.