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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:28 PM
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Can't even GET cockblocked, if you know what I mean.
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:29 PM
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^ pays to get his face put on milk cartons for sympathy sex from women
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:29 PM
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^^Bangs his sister, Incest runs in his family
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:33 PM
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Is turned on by incest people, doesn't know that I'm an only child, and will be disappointed to find out that the girl he just pulled off the street into his van is NOT my sister.
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:33 PM
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^ is cross-eyed from watching a scrambled Playboy channel during his developmental years
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:43 PM
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jerked off to scambled playboy^^
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:45 PM
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^ needs to try a little harder - or at least that's what his sister tells him
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:48 PM
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^^makes sure when he picks his cameltoe nobody's lookin but problem was, I got it on video and posted it on YouTube!
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:54 PM
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^ makes playing TPAM sound like we're in grade school
 
Old Nov 19, 2007 | 07:57 PM
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Has too much time on his hands^^
 



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