needs to change his avy's underoos.


(BTW, there is a rotation to keep it fresh with Original in it more than the others)

 

has Indy 500 underoos with "racing stripes"!!

 

quit wearing underwear cause "it's just so hard to keep up with when you're out"

 

quit wearing underwear cuz those baggy boxers kept creeping up...giving that uncomfortable wedgie and causing his "barry white" voice to suddenly change to a "richard simmons" voice.
(also noticed his step was changing from a"strut"to a "bounce")

 

Has holes worn in all his pants from going Commando.

 

sold the most girls scout cookies because every 3rd box came with a lap dance.

 

Bought 30 Boxes of chocolate Mint Girl Scout Cookies for that very reason!

 

tpatpam- bought every third box
tpam- made sure to keep selling them for enjoyment of giving lapdances

 

is 68 degrees from being hawt!!!

 

^ still believes that Crayons are the food of the gods...