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Sorry Josh is not hear right now. He is lifting weights, I don't know if you noticed but that was a thousand right there, in preparation for his new job sweating for S4Sweetee. Please leave a message and he will get back to you soon... maybe...

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^ Is very excited to have me come down and "Sweat" for her.

josh

 

doesn't know he's now going to be digging her a pool and if he survives, might get to be the pool boy. Also doesn't know she's 325 pounds of bon bons and cookie dough and needs her corns rubbed twice a day[:'(][:'(]

 

^^seems to bring a ray of sunshine into everyones life with his random acts of kindness and complimentary words.

^^^also....got fired from being my pool boy cuz as soon as he took off his shirt, this is what i saw......evidently he thought the heart on would impress me.....it didn't.

 

^ has just came back from GNC after buying their complete shipment of Vitamin E supplements in preparation of Josh's services...

 

^^^ Just made me laugh out loud after reading those last few posts! HAHAHA

Josh

 

Figured out my plan before I could publicly announce it.

josh

 

^Wants to be the first investor and is going to do all the planning for me.

Josh

 

^ plans to step down as the President of the Northeast Chapter of the "We Need More Half Naked Mylie Cyrus Photos" - FBI's watching him [:-]

 

Offers free mustache rides on the subway....and doesn't even have a mustache.

 

^Does have a mustache but you have to pay to see it.

Josh