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Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:12 PM
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^Was told that story in confidence! Thanks... now the spider monkeys want to go home!
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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Became a nurse 'cause given fat dudes sits baths is just so darn fun.
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:42 PM
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^ doesn't know they've contacted their local union about the long hours she puts them through
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 12:44 PM
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^do'h - too slow
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 01:40 PM
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has the opposite reputation when it comes to his sexual stamina
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 03:31 PM
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^ paid him to say that
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 03:52 PM
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paid me in pesos[:@]
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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^ insists on it - usesthem for the donkey shows in TJ
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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completely misunderstood and thought it was the Hind Lick maneuver. Saved the guy's life regardless but sustained a broken nose when the victim kicked him.
 
Old Nov 8, 2007 | 04:07 PM
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^ has no problem getting dates at "alternative" bars due to his ability to unhinge his jaw
 



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