If all of the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Christmas and Halloween would fall on the same day.

Likewise, a doctor who specializes in skin disease will fall asleep and dream he is watching television. When he wakes, he will still be watching television, but he will not remember his dream.

 

I'd like to point out that the "If I Was A Woman" bit is not a quote, I made that up off the top of my head, thak you very much.

 

Sheesh, I think that is worthy ofa post-***** medal, possibly a pink ribbon with a fancy medallion on it.

 

I know this is the random crap thread, but what the hell?!?

 

My emphasis is on the "crap" portion of the thread title.

 

I'm more focused on "The" myself, but to each his own.

 

 

Hahaha!

 

 

That's awesome!!