I didn't think I would like keys on the outside, either. My phone locks automatically after like a minute, though. Hold out for the Nokia, it's pretty sweet looking.

 

KOLBS! They deleted your resurrected spam thread we whored out!

 

I know!! That was the first thing I noticed when I got on this morning. Weird.

 

I posted like two whole pages of crap to get myself from 850 to 900 last night, and you totally missed it.

 

Dang, I should've stayed up. I turned the monitor off and layed down at like 1 am when I heard my dad get up so he wouldn't get pissed that I was still on the computer, but unfortunately I dozed off for like 5 hours. [:@]

 

What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being!

 

What do women and condoms have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your *****.

 

tis better to have tulips on your organ than roses on your piano.....

 

look at all these threads that i'm the last one to post on!!
now THAT'S a real accomplishment!!!

 

I'm so proud of you.