just saw a guy drive by on a moped with a fat chick on the back.. now thats a double negative...

 

hey lauren, i think you should post a pic of yourself, sitting on the hood of your car, wearing a green bikini and pink heels, eating a popsicle, with the words 'bentframe is my bitch' painted onto your stomach....how bout it?

 

LMAO.. now that is strange.. what about of a pic of yourself tied and gagged in the back of your own trunk with two black eyes??

 

i'll get right on both of those requests... maybe my mom or little sister will take the pics for me

 

wut have i missed

 

Thanks i knew we could count on you to get the job done

 

we just want to make sure it's really you

 

yeah thats all we are going to use these pics for ..... i swear

 

Don't make me have to visit you all to prove i'm who i say i am!!!!

(ignore all grammatical errors in that sentence please)

 

its okay we forgive you for bad grammer we know you are from SC..