Revenge war... I need some help
Use Blue Loctite. It will come free, but he'll probably need a breaker bar
DON'T use the Red Loctite, he'll need hydraulic tools to get it off. The *****, that is....

DON'T use the Red Loctite, he'll need hydraulic tools to get it off. The *****, that is....

That's the kind of stuff I'm afraid of. Like I said, there is not getting even, just getting back. And this guy works on the principle that says if he comes up with some screwed up revenge tactic, he has to pull it on me before I do it to him. This is going to get ugle with a quickness.
Alright, I'm bringing this back from the dead damnit. I'm heading up to this guys house Halloween weekend. I will be there from Thursday night through Sunday afternoon. I don't think I'll have a better opportunity than this. It's time for me to bring my plan to fruition. If I can make this happen, you better believe there will be pics posted (until a mod takes them down
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How did I miss this post?!
Sounds like the best prank EVAR. Get some slow set CA glue, basically super glue, but will take a couple minutes to set, so the stuff doesn't lock in place as soon as you go to slide the uhh, shaft, over the shaft. Red loctite on the bolts is devilish as well.
make sure you use the brightest colored rubber dick you can, to make SURE it attracts attention, whether he's driving it or not.
Oh, and one final thought, you'll want to lube it for him. He'll be fighting to get it broken free from the car already, why not totally make his day and make it slippery?
Sounds like the best prank EVAR. Get some slow set CA glue, basically super glue, but will take a couple minutes to set, so the stuff doesn't lock in place as soon as you go to slide the uhh, shaft, over the shaft. Red loctite on the bolts is devilish as well.
make sure you use the brightest colored rubber dick you can, to make SURE it attracts attention, whether he's driving it or not.
Oh, and one final thought, you'll want to lube it for him. He'll be fighting to get it broken free from the car already, why not totally make his day and make it slippery?
sorry I didnt see that, I was too distracted by the pee. Gorilla Glue would work ok but it takes a really long time to set and the finished bond wouldnt be any better than any old superglue or the like. I would reccomend one of those 2 part epoxies that comes in the syringe - the ones that have to be mixed... i think you know what i'm talking about 

I know what kind of epoxy you mean


