that is hilarious!

 

Super glue a ***** to his forehead when he's sleeping or passed out.

 

alright, I went, bought the supplies, and found out that his car was going to be in the shop for the entire weekend. this failure was out of my control. I will try again on my next trip up there, but it's going to be a while before I go back. damnit.

 

no no no. that's unacceptable. go to the shop and tell them that it's your friend's car and you're playing a joke on him. bring a note with you that lists the things you will do so the shop won't get in trouble for it. then do it lol.

 

**** dude, i was looking forward to pics...

pics or ya bitched out:P jk

 

there was nothing I could do. if it's any consolation, one of my friends up there has a big rubber dick in his room now. I know it's not much, but that's really all I can offer until my next trip up there.

 

Get that DuPont wash off paint and paint his car hot pink.

 

^that's not a bad idea at all. after the **** these guys have put me through, I think it's well-deserved.

I've never heard of "wash off paint" though. do they really make that stuff?