females hehe you gotta love em

 

But if you're giving thanks to the heavens for them, it can't be that often that it happens.

Off-Topic!!! Ban! Ban!

No, I was just bored and a had PhotoShop open, so I thought I'd see what I could do with it. That's all me, y0! I did that.

 

Bastid! [8D]

Granted, I'm not paying for any *****...

/ok, well, not in a direct cash for ***** kind of way.

 

I guarantee you've spent more on girlfriends than I have on hookers, and the hookers do what I ask them to do everytime.

 

You're probably right there, but I'm just not a hooker kinda guy. Maybe I just haven't met the one with a heart of gold.

 

I'm not a hooker kind of guy either, but occasionally available free time does not coincide with certain needs.

 

Your wife should fulfill your needs or be cool with your needs getting met,

SilverSeven, I'm sure it was a slip of print for you but, I just wanna make sure...the hooker does what she's told not what she's asked, just like any good woman...I love when they do what they're told...I love my wife.

 

Enh, semantics. I ask because it works better. You can tell someone to do something and it might get done, but make them want to do it for you, and it gets done with a smile.

 

Hey, someone in your town with a lot of experience pleasing men just became single again - http://tinyurl.com/rwrjo

I know, that was bad. [:-]