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this pic won't work, so i'll describe it. its david hasselhoff(sp) and the little black guy (whatchu talkin' bout willis?) standing in front of KIP, the knightrider car, giving a thumbs up with the following text:

"Congratulations on the gay thread"

 

mods, why won't my pics work?

 

Did she lube up the produce? Did she at least spit on it?
Are you sure it was a cucumber and not a pickle?
Was the cucumber fresh?
Were the cops noticably aroused by your cucumber story?
Did your injury require medical attention? Stitches? Did you tell your doctor the cucumber story too?
Inquiring minds want to know.

 

KÖNIG A6, what do u think they were using it for? Im kinda thinking he was using it here first of all, she prolly doesnt carry much produce in my bedroom

 

Nono on there was an assortment of stuff that she got from the kitchen. Whipped cream, grapes, water, chocolate, ice bucket. I honestly didn't see the cucumber with all that stuff & I really thought I was in for one helluva night. I hadn't really used all of that stuff before. If you really must know about the lube well we both had massage oil on us and were obviously a bit slimey but that was about it & NO she wasn't butt munching. It was definitely a cucumber, it had a helmet on and it happened as we were lying connected, but facing each other. I, needless to say, shat myself (not literally) and lurched forward and up and looked around the room and then back at her & a couple of seconds later the door opened really quickly which made me scramble and fall off the side while cracking my noggin on the corner of the bedside table. I was completely fuc.ken lost by then, semi drunk, naked, bleeding, confused and just having someone try and stick a cucu up your clacker doesn't always make for rational thought...... unless your into that ****.

No, going to the doctors was out of the question & the cops thought it was funny on a monolithic scale. . . . Hence not being arrested and being taken home wrapped in a thermal rescuey type blanket.

 

wtf audiboy???, your post got me confused. I'm asking, didn't a cucumber seem a lil odd to have lying around when your screwing.

 

Haha i see, i meant he was prolly using it on her first, and she then tried to use it on him.Lidno, what ever happen with this gurl, did u end when she wanted to insert things in you?How did her mom and dad feeling having there daughter tyring to shove a cucumber up your ***? I cant imgine that would be having fruit to eat after that, not knowing where its been and all.

 

i love you too ross

 

LOL I didn't tell her parents what happened, I was outta there very quick obviously..... I just imagined what i'd do if I was a dad & saw that when I entered my daughters room, hence the hasty exit. I never saw her again and we didn't exactly exchange numbers... you normally do that the morning after. . . . If you want too. :-)
We had only met that evening at a bar called Wild Bills, thats where we were getting drunk & just talking stupid **** and then the more drunk we got the more it sounded like a cool idea. . . . That ever happen to anyone apart from me?
I had to tell my parents who thought it was the funniest thing they had ever heard. I have never seen my father cry but he certainly was that night. All 130 kg's of him. (big beefy ITA)

Come one someone else must have a really bad experience?

 

may not be as interesting as the q-cumber but here goes.......

while living in a 4-plex (big house set up like four apartments) two new good looking women moved in to the building (they didnt know each other, just happened to move in around the same time in the 2 empty apartments). one of the new girls (we'll call her mary) decides to throw 'meet your neighbors' and invites the other three tenants + whomever else we wanted to bring. i invite my best friend over (we'll call him chuck)

so we are at the mary's party and it starts off very quaint. very refined w/ wine and crackers b/c, no one really knows each other. but 2 hours and 3 or 4 bottles of wine later the ambiance changed. everyone was drunk and the new neighbor (we'll call her janet) that didn't live there was getting a little loud and clumsy so mary asked me to walk her to her apartment (the drunk leading the drunk...that works!)

as soon we get to her apartment door we go at it. i lead janet downstairs to my place. i didnt want mary or friends to see what was happing (after all i may have a chance w/ mary someday...). we don't even make it to the bed, right there on the **** rug we are doing our business. i am in mid stroke and i look up and i'm like WTF????? chuck is 20 feet away peeking around a corner watching us!!!!! but.......janet and i are both drunk so we just keep going. then janet smacks my a$$, but the postion we were in couldn't physically allow that. but....i'm drunk so i just keep on going. next thing i know i look up and chuck is butt naked with nothing but a comdom and sox on, trying to get in on the action. HILARIOUS!!!!! we laughed at him for about 30 min. neither of us could go on after that. we sent my friend home and passed out.

oh and natrually the next day she all "did we????"

and it turned out the a$$ smack was chuck...........crazy!