... your bed doesn't use springs - it has off road shocks

 

would it matter....you wouldn't remember. "YO k....you ever flashy thing me? No I aint playing you ever flashy thing me?"

 

Not to go off topic, but is it just me or does AWDaholic's avatar mouse look like he is going down on that microphone?

 

when rabbits outside ur house go "DIZAAAAAAAAAMN!" or "DAYUMN!"

 

when all the local preists quit their job

 

I won't ask how yu know what a mouse going down n a microphone looks like

Seriously, it's the 1st thing I noticed, but, the .gif was a gift, so I got my DANCING/singing rodentia, and I don't care WHAT you all say about it!

Oh, and, to keep it on topic...

When your gnenitals spontaneously combust and the fire feels cool and soothing, by comparison

 

Overnight your house is in a 20ft deep crater...and it keeps getting deeper everyday.

 

electro shock therapy tickles in comparison

 

ha ha these are all great
your moblie 1 lube just isnt enough, you have to get the extended life

 

You literally fvck her into next tuesday.