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Old May 16, 2007 | 11:56 AM
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you both have to go to the hospital to get your toes un-curled.
 
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Old May 16, 2007 | 07:26 PM
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NASA has you field test lubricants under extreme conditions for them
 
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Old May 16, 2007 | 07:34 PM
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^^^haha...you're hired as a onsite consultant in the **** industry.
 
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Old May 16, 2007 | 07:36 PM
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they deem you're the reason for Global Warming but don't have the heart to make you stop
 
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Old May 16, 2007 | 07:39 PM
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you've nudged the Earth's axis to the point that Mexico is now the North Pole
 
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Old May 16, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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Theres skidmarks worn in the floor from sliding the bed back in place so many times.


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Old May 16, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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that sudden shift you felt wasn't her -it was the tectonic plate you worked loose below
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 09:21 PM
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youve shifted the tectonic plates so much they have to make a new globe for the planet and redraw all the maps for all the continets, plus the two extras
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 09:23 PM
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when you get end up with 6 pages of responces on your forums
 
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Old May 20, 2007 | 02:37 PM
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